I have a general dislike for kids of all ages, but these letters (and drawings) to President Obama are fun to make fun of... and I suppose they're kinda cute:
Jayne, I like the way you think:
This one stinks of Nixon to me:
Has anyone seen Obama wearing glasses? And what the heck is he smirking at? In fact, he doesn't look happy here; he looks mischievous, in the way creepy men at the park look mischievous:
Drawing something like this is all it takes to get into the NY Times? Connie, take note:
Okay, this one looks like Wes Borland from Limp Bizkit:
See?
This next letter rocks! I especially enjoy the note about the hand sanitizer... such attention to detail!
Dear President Obama,
Here is a list of the first 10 things you should do as president:
1. Fly to the White House in a helicopter.
2. Walk in.
3. Wipe feet.
4. Walk to the Oval Office.
5. Sit down in a chair.
6. Put hand-sanitizer on hands.
7. Enjoy moment.
8. Get up.
9. Get in car.
10. Go to the dog pound.
— Chandler Browne, age 12, Chicago
Dear President Obama,
Here is a list of the first 10 things you should do as president:
1. Fly to the White House in a helicopter.
2. Walk in.
3. Wipe feet.
4. Walk to the Oval Office.
5. Sit down in a chair.
6. Put hand-sanitizer on hands.
7. Enjoy moment.
8. Get up.
9. Get in car.
10. Go to the dog pound.
— Chandler Browne, age 12, Chicago
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January 23, 2009 at 11:47 PM
This comment has been removed by the author.January 23, 2009 at 11:49 PMgo to the dog pound?!! Aaahahhaha well, I guess the white house could fit a lot of homeless dogs!
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